The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXXII is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.336 billion Takkaviita XXXIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Takkaviita XXXIIian economy, worth 172 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,566 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takkaviita XXXII's national animal is the swan.

Takkaviita XXXII is ranked 172,704^th in the world and 36^th in Boston for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 384.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.